"Furlough"

I have had conversations with firemen, well OK, this one fireman, about furloughs. I was amazed by this. There were several times during the year when they were put on furlough. I say...what the heck is a furlough? I then learned that it is when you dont have to go to work for weeks at a time, but you get paid. Huh. That was the exact, presice thing that I have been trying to figure out for my whole life. I then knew why so many guys want to be a fireman. Especially good looking well built guys. So they dont have to work and can focus on picking up hot chicks cuz they love fireman.

So I was told last week that I have to go on a 1 week furlough. I was jacked up! No work with pay, yahoo! I finally met my life's objective. Of course, I then read the rest of the memo, and learned that it was without pay. Something had gone terribly wrong. Looks like I have to go back to the drawing board.